And the awards for the people who fail tests with dignity:
RELIGIOUS RIGHT
THINKING OUT OF THE BOX
MALE CHAUVANIST PIG (Hey isn’t that Obama’s wife in the picture? Where’s *her* lipstick…oh wait, HE wears it..)
FUTURE EMPLOYEE OF THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER
THE LITERALIST
THE OPPORTUNIST
FUTURE VEEP (I think this is Sarah Palin’s handwriting…)